An unqualified empath with attitude, She is not a Goop-endorsed sex therapist, life coach, or an accredited referee. Her real cred comes from the simple fact that she is You. A filter-free version of you wearing more years and fine lines, infinitely more fuck ups, and a rap sheet of ill-advised relationships.
She has honed her corporate survival skills across a range of industries, endured toxic workplace behaviour from both sexes (including an unfortunate #metoo incident with a client), and lived through a questionable pants-suit period.
Despite a rep as a cynical realist, positivity is ultimately her preferred mode. She believes in the power of a plan and forward steps… which is why she is the confidante and Chief Counsel of many.
A true friend does not eventually stick his bits into yours while knowing or even inkling that you feel and want more than that, despite not feeling or wanting the same.
So I was at the pub after work and one of the guys in my team was there. He started big-upping himself before telling me how much money he was on. Exactly how much. And it is $65,000 MORE than me AND we have the same role.
